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December 17 Long Time No Speaak Haha... Rytiiiooo Wel Where Shall We Start..I Ent Bin On This Shit Space Fing 4 Soo Long..Lyk A Year Or Sumet :| Nd Omggg Lookin Bak At Th Fingz Ive Rote Im Finkin Wtff..I Sound Lyk A Ryt Sap In Em Haha..Nehu Movin On..Ive Deleted My Gay Fingz On Ere Nd Im Upd8in It In Case Ne1 Duz Actually Cum On Ere Agen..Cuz By Tha Lookz Of Fingz No1 Duz Lol..Bak In Th Day Wen Ppl Actually Usd 2 Leave Me Commentz..Lyk Wtff Did Thyyy Fink I Waz..Nd This Blog Entry Fingy Ent Exactly Makin Me Sound Nemore Grown Up Bt We'll Jus 4get Bwt Tht Fact Enitttt..Rytt Wel Im Goin Now..If Ne1 Duz Actualyy Come On Ere..Keep On Leavin Ya Commentz Nd Makin Me Feeel Spesh Lmao Haha...Yeh...Biiiiiiiii xxNovember 18 нмм ωєℓℓ єℓℓσσσσ..σωα υ..нммммм ωσσσσσσσσσσ ιтz ¢нιℓ∂яєи ιи иєє∂...αωω ραι∂ мα £ gσσ мє..уєн иєωαуz тαиут ωєи тα ¢ нαяяу ρσттєя ℓмασ σω ∂α fк ιz ∂яα¢σ мαℓfσу fιт؟ єяяяяяя ℓαυz и вяι∂gт ανιи α fкιи fιт σνα ιм ωєℓ вяι∂gт ωυит ¢υz ѕнє ωα gσιи ωєєк αт ∂α иєєѕ σνα яσи ℓмfασ вт уєн ∂єу αν ℓσσσσσσσσσσα∂z ιи ¢σммσи 'ριѕѕ σff' 'fυк υ' αωωωωω ∂єу мєит 4 єα¢н σνα...нмм уєн ωєℓℓℓℓℓℓℓ αfтα ∂α ¢ιиємα ωє ωєи м¢∂σиαℓ∂z '∂υ υ ωиα ¢σмє и ρℓαу ѕиσσкα и ρσт тн ριик & вяσωи вαℓℓ' иσ fк υ м8...ℓмασ уєн ωєℓ вяι∂gт α∂ 2 ριє¢єѕ σf ѕυтнєяи fяιє∂ ¢нιкєи и 2 ¢нιρz..вт уєн ωтєνα fℓσαтz єя вσαт нммммммм ωα єℓѕє σσσσσ уєн ωαℓкιи вαк fям ∂α ¢ιя¢ℓє ∂єя ωєя иσ 'gιzzα вℓσωу' вσуz ѕσ мє и ℓαυz ωα α¢тιи ρяρα мα∂ ωαℓкιи ∂ωи ∂α яσα∂ ∂αи¢ιи 2 ѕρєє∂ gαяαgє и ѕιиgιи тα ѕυмα ιт..[вσмαzzz ℓмασ]..ωσσσ gσ υѕ ℓмασ уєн вт ѕυρяιѕιиgℓу вяι∂gт ωα ρяρα qυιєт '¢αи ωє ωαℓк fαѕт ιм ¢σℓ∂' яя уєн ιт ωα ѕσσ ¢σℓ∂ ∂єя ωα мє ιи мα ѕ¢αяf ℓмασ α иєє∂ α иєω 1 єиιт иєωαуzzzzz gσιи σff тяαк єяє ѕσ уєн мє и ℓαυz вєιи мα∂ є∂z и вяι∂gт ωαℓкιи gєтιи ємвαяяєѕ∂ вт ѕнє ѕσσи нуρα∂ υρ ωєи ιтz αℓℓ вσυт тн мσиєуууууу и fяєαкιи ¢єм σи ωσσσ ℓмασ ' ι ωиα fяєαк υ ∂υи ∂υи ∂υи' ..уєн ℓмασ ѕнσυтιи ∂αт ∂ωи ∂α ѕтяєєт ιт ωα qυιтє ℓαтє вт ωт тн fк ℓмασ σн ωєℓz αωω ρσσя ℓαυz α∂ єя нєαят вяσкєи αgєи...єѕ α тωαт иєωαуz..[ι єи σиα вσυт ѕυм1 σи єяє втω ιтz ∂αт 1 ιи ѕкℓ] ωєℓ ι fιик ιν яσтє qυιтє αℓσт...вуєєєє χ August 29 *[[Blonnddez[[ORR]]Brunettez?]]* August 23
omg gawjuz!!! is it jus me or is e sooooooooooooooooo nice?!?!?!?!??! August 05
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its like sooooooooo nice!!! its guna b mine!! wen i find out where they sell it.......

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this is gd!!!

awwwz she must a bin heartbroken!! pmsl xDD

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Hey!

msn plus/msg plus is soooooo gr8
Download it 4 free, read on n ill tell ya all about it xDD
its soooooooooo gd ye at d mo this is meh name :-
![ ќ]![ά]![ţ]![ı]![έ]! [άήthόήy][frόm][bίg][brόthέr][ίs][sό][ήίcέ!!] says:
yeh!! its in colourrrr n so's every1 elses on ma list hu av gt msn plus bt its quite tricky cuz u av 2 av a dot 2 mek it work bt i wud put it on ere its jus i dnt wnt this person called natalie[not natalie at skwl] avin it!! i ent nasty its jus she always starts arguements wif me n b's orrible n thn gus 'can we b friends' n am finkin.... newaii msn plus is gr8 u can share like sounds at d mo i like sharin this 1 called 'where the hood at' its soooooo funnii n also u can do /ping which allows u 2 c how long it tex the over person 2 read it n thn answer anddd u can change ya writing i luv it lmao!! if u wnt it either leave a comment or find it out 4 yourself!!

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Count the black dots!!!!!!!!!!!! ard ennit xDD
dint go skwl 2daii xO i dint go yesterday either bt i dint come on ere cuz i dint wake up till 3 bt 2daii i woke up earliaaa xDD i fink i woke up later yesterday bcause a went 2 bridgets sleepova on saturday n we dint reeli get no sleep n thn ther was party in the park WITH THEM FCUKIN NOBS!!!!!ye we left bridgets house at lyk 8:00am n the gates dint open till 12:00pm n we got ther sooooooo earlii n thn we got 2 the front n we was there 4 quite a long time but then 2 of us [me n laura] went out 2 get a ice blast a)we was thirsty b) they would of run out so we got bak n bridget n diana ad saved the place n thn bridget n diana went 2 get drink n this goofy but strong man n his gf [in ther 20's] was pushin me n laura so laura pushd em bak n they pushd us twice as hard if u was in ur 20's u wunt fcukin push 13-14 year olds would ya?so then me n diana left cuz we cudnt stand it n wen we went bak l8r bridget n laura looked SO squashed the people tht was pushin em wer fcukin twats!! newaii it was gd part from them bt ben adams n lee ryan was sooooooooooooooooooo fit xD
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Riite im guna start ritin a blog entry xDD
Ook first of all well start with the PINK HOUSES!!!!! Omg ye wen I was goin 2 Merry Hill (shoppin centre lol) on the way there was sum houses being bulit n they was pink!!! U shuda sin ma face xP newayy wen we drove closer I was disappointed L they was jus new houses with a pink plastic thing over them proectin the bricks or sumfin. I was gutted!!!!! Lmao newayyy movin on xDD sleepova 2nyt!! At bridgets I cnt waiit n thn 2moro we goin party in the park bt lyk we gota b out the house for 8:00am cuz we wna get 2 the front 2 c ben adams!!! Omg ow fit? I dint use 2 lyk im bt wen I sor a picture in sneak I was like woaaaaaaah!! Newayy we guna mek sure we get 2 the front lol bt we gta get 2 buses 2 get there L its gna b gd tho xDD
Tllk 2 ya l8r
Byee
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June 30
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Sing it to the song - band aid
It’s Christmastime, there’s no need to be afraid.
At Christmas time, we all go out, coz we just got paid.
And on a night on Broad Street, we can spread a smile of joy. Throw your arms around a chav at Christmastime.
But say a prayer,
Pray for the chavvy ones, At Christmastime its hard, but when you’re having fun There’s some chavs outside your window,
And we’re dressed in Burberry gear, Where the only water flowing, Is our Tennants Super Beer And the Christmas bells that ring there,
Are our clanging golden hoops. Well tonight thank God its them instead of you!
And there won’t be chavs in Solihull this Christmastime, The greatest gift we’ll get this year is ice, (Oooh) Coz they all wear sovereign rings, And cheap gold chains for bling. Do they even know they’re chavs at all?
(Here’s to you) – raise a tin for everyone (Here’s to them) – with their Kappa tracksuits on. Do they even know they’re chavs at all?
lol this was out xmas 2004 bt it mex meh laff xDD
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Each year he sent her roses, and the note would always say, Each year he sent her roses, and the note would always say, I love you even more this year, than last year on this day My love for you will always grow, with every passing year." She knew this was the last time that the roses would appear. She thought, he ordered roses in advance before this day. Her loving husband did not know, that he would pass away. He always liked to do things early, way before the time Then, if he got too busy, everything would work out fine. She trimmed the stems and placed them in a very special vase. Then, sat the vase beside the portrait of his smiling face. She would sit for hours, in her husband's favourite chair While staring at his picture, and the roses sitting there.A year went by, and it was to live without her mate. With loneliness and solitude, that had become her fate.Then, the very hour, the doorbell rang, and there were roses sitting by her door. She brought the roses in, and then just looked at them in shock Then, went to get the telephone, to call the florist shop. The owner answered, and she asked him, if he would explain, Why would someone would do this to her, causing her such pain? I know your husband passed away, more than a year ago," The owner said, "I knew you'd call, and you would want to know. The flowers you received today, were paid for in advance. Your husband always planned ahead, he left nothing to chance. There is a standing order, that I have on file down here, And he has paid, well in advance, you'll get them every year. There also is another thing, that I think you should know, He wrote a special little card...he did this years ago. Then, should ever I find out that he's no longer here, that's the card that should be sent to you the following year." She thanked him and hung up the phone, her tears now flowing hard Her fingers shaking, as she slowly reached to get the card. Inside the card, she saw that he had written her a note. Then, as she stared in total silence, this is what he wrote... "Hello my love, I know it's been a year since I've been gone. I hope it hasn't been too hard for you to overcome. I know it must be lonely, and the pain is very real. Or if it was the other way, I know how I would feel. The love we shared made everything so beautiful in life. I loved you more than words can say, you were the perfect wife You were my friend and lover, you fulfilled my every need. I know it's only been a year, but please try not to grieve. I want you to be happy, even when you shed your tears. That is why the roses will be sent to you for years. When you get these roses, think of all the happiness that we had together, and how both of us were blessed. I have always loved you and I know I always will. But, my love, you must go on, you have some living still. Please...try to find happiness, while living out your days I know it is not easy, but I hope you find some ways. The roses will come every year, and they will only stop, When your door's not answered, when the florist stops to knock. He will come five times that day, in case you have gone out But after his last visit, he will know without a doubt! To take the roses to the place, where I've instructed him and place the roses where we are, together once again. </STRON< FONT>
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Please follow the instructions below carefully or you'll only ruin everything!

Think of a number between 1 and 10.

Multiply the number by 9.

Add the digits of your result.

Subtract 5 from your new number.

Find the letter that corresponds to your number, if 1 = A, 2 = B, 3 = C, etc.

Think of a country that begins with your letter.

Write down the name of that country.

Think of an animal beginning with the second letter of your country.

Sadly, Denmark is an unlikely place to find grey elephants and orange kangaroos! June 23
     
Try to answer the questions below without thinking dirty! All the answers in this quiz are NOT dirty in any way. The answers are at the bottom of the page.
vocabulary test for the dirty minded:
1. What is a four-letter word that ends in ‘k’ and means the same as intercourse?
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
     
ANSWERS:
1. (talk) 2. (legs) 3. (a twenty dollar bill) 4. (firetruck) 5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt) 6. (pants) 7. (fork) 8. (Almond Joy candy bar) 9. (grit) 10. (last name)
     
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I didn't make this read up, and I'm not taking any credit for it. Dear Santa: Listen you fat little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here by next Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won't wanna be around to smell it). So, here's my holiday wish list:
1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweat shirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and Velcro crawling up your butt? 2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out and MOLD imitation underwear to my skin?!? It looks like cellulite! 3. A REAL man...maybe G.I. Joe. Hell, I'd take Tickle-Me Elmo over that wimped-out excuse for a boyfriend Ken. And what's with that earring anyway? If I'm gonna have to suffer with him, at least make him (and me) anatomically correct. 4. Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away once he is anatomically correct. 5. Breast reduction surgery. I don't care whose arm you have to twist, just get it done. 6. A jogging bra. To wear until I get the surgery. 7. A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher just don't cut it. How about a systems analyst? Or better yet, an advertising account exec. 8. A new, more at least 90's persona. Maybe "PMS Barbie", complete with a miniature container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and a bag of chips; "Animal Rights Barbie", with my very own paint gun, outfitted with a fake fur coat and handcuffs; or "Stop Smoking Barbie", sporting a removable Nicotrol patch and equipped with several packs of gum. 9. No more McDonald's endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl. 10. Mattel stock options. It's been 37 years. I think I deserve it. Ok, Santa, that's it. Considering my valuable contribution to society, I don't think these requests are out of line. If you disagree, then you can find yourself a new bimbo doll for next Christmas. It's that simple. Yours truly, Barbie

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Alabama: 
*It is illegal to play Dominos on Sundaay* *It is illegal to wear a fake moustachee that causes laughter in church* *Putting salt on a railroad track may bbe punishable by death*
Alaska: 
*In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed allcoholic beverages to a moose* *While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping bears for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited*
Arizona: 
*In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse* *In Nogales, it is illegal to wear susppenders*
California:
*It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kiind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale* *It is illegal to set a mousetrap withoout a hunting license* *In Long Beach, it is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course* *It is illegal to cry on the witness stand in Los Angeles courts* *A Glendale ordinance permits horror fiilms to be shown only on Mondays, Tuesdays, or Wednesdays*
Colorado: 
*In Pueblo, it is illegal to let a dandelion grow within city limits*
Connecticut: 
*In Hartford, it is illegal to educate a dog* *It is illegal to dispose of used razorr blades* *In New Britain, the speed limit for fiire trucks is 25 m.p.h., even when going to a fire* *In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday* *In Hartford, you aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands*
Delaware:
*It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink*
Florida: 
*Unmarried women who parachute on Sundaays may be jailed* *In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing whiile wearing a bathing suit*
Georgia: *
All males in the state between the agees of 16 and 50 are required to work on public roads* *In Quitman, it is illegal for a chicken to cross a road*
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