Why Being a Girl is Best:

1.Men will never appreciate Chocolate like we appreciate chocolate.

2. We're very comfortable with basic hygene practises.

3. We can use M.A.C or other cosemetics goodies to help us out when we wake up looking like a toss in the morning.

4. We got off the Titantic First. *Maybe another ship will sink in the future and.. Women will get off First*

5. Circumcision isn't even an option.

6. We can do better stuff with our hair.. And we don't go bald after our 26th Birthday.

7. We can wear open-toed sandals in the summer with no fear of social ostracism.

8. Wigs. We can wear them and be fashionable.

9. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. They look like complete gay people in theirs.

10. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

11. Who really controls the population? *We do*

12. We can cry to get off of speeding fines.

13. We are more than capable of changing fuses. It's just that we have better things to do with our time.

14. We understand the true value of money. (More Shoes and Lipstick)

15. We are statistically less likely to get caught when we have affairs.

16. Getting Crushes

17. Men still think they have to pay for our dinner (fools)

18. We always get a ring when we get engaged or married/ (Which we can sell if it all goes sour)

19. The thrill of surprising people by being good at darts.. and pool.. and soccer.

20. There's always a freebie "laydeez night" to be bad when times are hard.

21. We live longer so we get to be cantakerous old biddies wearing in approperiate clothing and shouting at strangers.

22. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

23. Taxis stop for us.

24. We get drunk quicker, much cheaper.

25. It does not enhance our social standing to understand the workings of the offside trap (or anything soccer or footnall) But if we do we look incredibly kool.

26.You don't catch many girls driving tractors for a living/

27. Chick Flicks

28. Girls are much better dancers. Sorry! We just are.

29. "The Future of Rock belongs to Women." (Kurt Cobain, 1994)

30. If we wanted to, we could be It girls and do nothing but go to parties all the time. 

31. Drinking Cocktails is strictly for girls.

32. We can wear pink without compromising our sexuality.

33. We can sit Cross-Legged!