Ladies and Gentlemen

Bums and Tramps

Cross-eyed Mosquito’s and

Bow-Legged Ants

I Come here Before You

To Stand here Behind You

And Tell You a Story

I've Never even Heard

Admission is Free

So Pay at the Door

There's plenty of Seats

So Sit on the Floor

This is a Lady's Meeting

For Gentlemen Only

And Now I will Tell

You my Story;

"One Bright Morning

In the Middle of the Night

Two Dead Boys got Up to Fight

Back-to-Back they Faced Each other

Sword-to-Sword they Shot Each other

A Deaf Policeman

Heard the Noise

And Came to Kill

The Two Dead Boys"

If You Don't Believe

My Story is True

Ask the Blind Man

On The Corner-

He Saw it Too